Have a great Melbourne Cup Day

Here are some jokes from EBM Business Insurance.

What do race horses like to eat? Fast food!
What’s a horse’s favourite TV show? Neigh-bours (on saddle-lite TV).33
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
Where do horses go when they’re sick? The horse-pital!
Which side of a horse has more hair? The outside!

Have a great cup day.